You are an office worker - a salaryman - a corporate scut monkey in a sea of beige cubicles. The conflicts that define your life revolve around petty office politics, pointless projects, and missed deadlines. On a bad day you will be humiliated, abused, and betrayed by people you thought were your friends. On a good day - well, on a good day you might get a new pen.

Welcome to the cube farm, where life is dreadful.