O'Neil and Manders before the Sellersville raid
AFTER-ACTION REPORT
"I don't think we had a plan ... beyond stuffing monkeys in a barrel ..."
--Laszlo Baransky
An attempt was made on Lieutenant Colonel Dwight David Eisenhower's life during the 1940 Saint Patrick's Day parade. Members of the German-American Bund, under the direction of an unknown Nazi time traveler, attempted to use a mind-control ray to kill the lieutenant-colonel. They were stopped by a large group of drunken Irishmen and a handful of civilians, who were organized by a US-friendly time traveler named Leo Hansen. Nazi future-man injured but escaped. Mind-control ray destroyed in the melee and unrecoverable. An anti-mind-control helmet fell into the hands of Lieutenant-Colonel Eisenhower, who insisted on keeping it. Several of the civilians were subsequently recruited by Detachment 66, and were instrumental in the capture of Bund Chairman Joe Triphammer after a bloody shootout at Deutschhorst Country Club in Sellersville, Pennsylvania. Bund associate Frank White escaped and is currently a fugitive.